::right about now

16 05 2007

Jerry Falwell is finding out that God is a Chinese lesbian.  And she’s pissed.




::woe unto any prime minister of Israel

6 01 2006

who takes a similar course to appease the [European Union], the United Nations or the United States of America,'”

oh, ok.

who the hell lets pat robertson open his mouth? He says stupid shit more often than than the President. And he says stupid shit a lot.

In case you’re wondering what the hell I’m blathering on about, I’ll fill you in. Pat Robertson, intrepid political pundit and religious grandfather to WASPs everywhere, theorized during Thursday’s gripped edition of the 700 Club that God make Sharon have a stroke because they disagreed on politics.

God and Sharon, not God and Robertson.Pat Robertson, God’s spokesman without the pointy hat, has also suggested that Hugo Chavez be “taken out” because he’s a bad, bad man for not wanting to cave into the draconian and imperialist central-American policies of the United States.This guy goes on TV and seriously tells 20 million true believers that God struck down Ariel Sharon for ceding Gaza to the Palestinians, and yet I can’t get more than 25 people a week to this site. Where is the love?If Robertson were standing on a street corner going off on these rants, the cops would haul him away and get him bck on his meds. But since he’s wearing a suit and is one of last holdouts of the televangelist drawl so popular in the 80s, he’s got some level of credibility that actually causes the Whitehouse and the embassy of whatever country he’s insulting today to issue press releases about what he says,No one issues press releases condemming what I say.


Here’s what he actually said: “God says, ‘This land belongs to me, and you’d better leave it alone.’

I wonder how pissed God would be if he took a closer look at his land and saw all the strip malls and convenience stores.

There would probably be a whole lot of smiting going on.



::happy birthday

25 12 2005