::what a crock of shit

27 06 2005

Perhaps the most important difference between conservatives and liberals can be found in the area of national security. Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.

–Karl Rove, June 22nd, 2005

What the fuck is that about?

Conservatives saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and did what? Stripped away our civil liberties. Threatened the whole world. Detained thousands for no reason. Suppressed dissent. What did conservatives, do? They went to the goddamn bank.

And Karl Rove has the audacity to stand up in New York City, probably the most liberal city in the most liberal state in the nation, where there most likely isn’t a single resident not scarred in some way by the attacks, and call us weak. All those liberal cops and firefighters who died? Pansies, every one of ’em. Those people who jumped from the triple-digit floors while covered in burning jet fuel? Wimps. The construction workers who spent weeks looking for survivors, and then more than a year looking for bodies? Sissies, I tell you. Straight up sissies.

I’d like to see Karl Rove have the balls to make that same statement at the memorial site. Or in The Bronx. Or even on Wall Street. I’d like to see a mob of cowardly stock brokers and touchy-feely bonds traders kick his pompus ass and send him to fucking therapy.

Physical therapy.





::heard a good joke

21 06 2005

The other day.Why didn’t Hitler drink tequila?It made him mean…

fuck you.  i like it.



::tap, tap

10 06 2005

is this thing on?Pretty sure that I’m the only one who reads this thing. That’s okay, I suppose–except I already know how all the posts are going to end.

Did you see that crappy King Aurthur movie that came out last year? There’s a scene at the end where Author gives the movitational speech that all heros have to give post-Braveheart. The speech rallies his forces to ride in and save the day for God and Country and Freedom, and the hottie in warpaint. Except he gives the speech to like 5 people. Ruins the effect.

I have a similar feeling about my blog from time to time.

Whatever. He still got the hottie in the end.